SNOOP PROOF YOUR DIARY
5. Buy a pet rattlesnake and keep your diary in the bottom of the cage.
4. Seal it in a Ziplock bag and submerge it in the toilet tank.
3. Wrap it in twine.
2. Hide it under your mattress.
1.Tell them to keep their mitts off it, or else!
Or you could just carry it with you where ever you go, chained to your wrist.